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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a fucking MAN. The Fucking Man. Just in case some of you were wondering what one looked like, this is it. I know, I know, they’re hard to find now-a-days. Too many bros bobbing around in board shorts and tank tops, having the same conversation that every other idiotbro does. This is a man. He offers half price whiskey and 1 penny pussy, when the crowd gets too wild. He delivers monologues of near Shakespearean quality while receiving rigorous blowjobs. He sells ignorant wealthy aristocrats bum gold claims and then pushes them off a cliff when they discover he fucked them over. He adopts a decapitated Indian head as his only friend and confident, when all those around him prove too inept to rely on.
What a man. Jesus. In fact, he’s like Jesus, if Jesus turned into Satan on a full moon. Or any moon. Or sunrise. In fact, when I was looking for reference, I noticed this photo was already labeled, prior to my discovery, “Sexiestmanalive2.jpg” Every part of that is true, it is a jpg that does indeed feature the sexiest man alive x 2. We don’t have men anymore. We have guys and bro’s. Ian Mcshane is on the endangered species list.